Episodes
Let's Try This Again
Decades after they were frozen, Abe, JFK, Joan and Cleo are suddenly thrust into 2023, where they find it difficult to navigate new societal norms.
Sleepover
Attempting to repress her feelings for Abe, Joan finds solace in Harriet and Frida. Meanwhile, Confucius teaches JFK about the internet.
Anxious Times at Clone High
Candide’s crisis wreaks havoc, Joan doubts her relationship with JFK, Abe turns to Frida for advice and Harriet frets over a future as a #winemom.
The Crown: Joancoming: It's a Cleo Cleo Cleo Cleo World
When a rumor derails Cleo’s bid for homecoming queen, Joan is forced to reconsider their lifelong rivalry for the sake of the school…and the world.
Some Talking but Mostly Songs
Hoping to land a role on hit show Tropical Hospital, Harriet stages her new musical but must contend with Joan’s creative meddling.
Saved by the Knoll
When a fire threatens to shut down the Grassy Knoll, a desperate Abe spearheads a campaign to rebuild the town’s beloved greasy diner and save Joan.
Spring Broken
After the clones find themselves stranded in the desert, JFK experiences a heat-induced intellectual breakthrough, Abe faces a zombie horde, and Scudworth and Mr. B hit the big-time in Vegas.
Sexy-Ed
While Clone High mourns a power couple breakup, Candide and Scudworth hatch a plan to reunite the pair with mandatory sex education, swarthy seamen, and some sensual sax solos.
For Your Consideration
After a fight with Scudworth, Mr. B prepares to leave Clone High for good — but not before telling Joan his epic backstory.
Clone Alone
As Operation Spread Eagle ends, the clones face a deadly college entrance exam. Estranged from JFK, Abe, and the rest of her friends, Joan decides to fend for herself while Scudworth and Mr. B crash The Board of Shadowy Figures’ Death Maze watch party.
Blinded with Pseudoscience: Magnetic Distractions
After returning from summer break, the students of Clone High become acquainted with their new science teacher, Professor Hirsute. Meanwhile, a newly friendless Joan receives an invite from the only club that will take her as a member.
Don't You Get It? Sports Are Huge in This Town
Scudworth takes Frida under his wing, causing the would-be artist to consider a more lucrative career… in competitive snorkeling.
Bible Humpers: A Much Needed Praycation
While Scudworth develops a plan to convert Clone High into a religious school, JFK seeks absolution for his philandering lifestyle from the Prayer Pals. Plagued with guilt after her tryst with Toussaint, Harriet turns to Joan – and the Lord – for advice.
The Principal Principle: Sub Zero to Sub Hero
When Scudworth names Joan principal for the day, she tries to win her former friends back with an exclusive in-school soiree… that soon gets out of hand.
